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Just once, I’d like to see us all agree on something. Anything. Like, “Yes, I agree, drinking water IS good for you.” And then we’d all chug a glass of water together and be like, “Ahhhh.”

Crazy Broom Lady

A weird-looking flying insect that was a little too big for my comfort:
Him: Hey, what’s up? Nice place ya got! (looks around)
Me: Um…. hi??
Him: What’s this? What’s this? What’s this? What’s this? This looks interesting. Maybe I’ll hang out here for a while. (settles down)
Me (with a broom): Oh no, you don’t! You can’t stay here.
Him (literally becomes louder and starts flying around dramatically): WTF, crazy broom lady!? You wanna back off a bit?!!
Me: Ok, ok, I’m sorry! Look, I’m putting the broom down. But can you please just leave? You can’t stay here…..
Him: You think I WANNA be here now, lady? (continues frantically bumping into things)
Me: Ok, look, I’ve made 3 exit points available to you. I really need you to focus here.
Him: I’m trying. Is this it? Is this it? Is this it?
Me: Focus harder. -_-
Him: Is this it? Is this it? Is this it? Is this it?
Me: Yes, you’re getting closer!
Him: Is this it? Is this it? Is this it? Is this it?
Me: YES! ALMOST THERE!
Him: Is this it? Is this it? Is this— Oh.
Me: YES!
Him: Well, I guess this is it. Peace out, crazy broom lady!
Me: Ok, bye! Safe travels! And sorry again about earlier! (runs to shut down all exit points)

You’re both right

July 26, 2020Random Pics, Random Quoteschanging the world, humor, memes, societyShira

Unexpected ET Sighting

October 1, 2015Random Photography, Random Pics, Random Thoughtsart, extraterrestrials, family, humor, Maine, Money for Coffee, nature, synchronicities, travelShira

Photo by Shira Tamir / Alfre, Maine — Photo by Shira Tamir / Alfred, Maine

I was craving a cup of coffee along the way so i made the first turn pointing me in the direction of a bakery. They didn’t have coffee but they had a community garden right behind me with a reminder to phone home. (I really should, sigh.)

Thanks for the Flowers

May 4, 2015Random Photography, Random Quotescolors, flowers, god, gratitude, humor, nature, seasons, SpringShira

“I hope some day to meet God, because I want to thank Him for the flowers.”
– Robert Brault

Soon Life Will Become More Interesting

March 26, 2015Random Pics, Random Thoughtschange, humor, lifeShira

More interesting than ordering Chinese take-out and watching Netflix in my pajamas? I’m intrigued…

Change of Heart

March 22, 2015Random Picsbody, heart, humor, passion, purpose, thoughtsShira

It’s a Surprise

March 3, 2015Random Pics, Random Thoughtsfamily, humor, life, purposeShira

its a surprise

#WhenIWasYourAge we didn’t have copy/paste…we had to write things TWICE.

Whoever invented ‘one size fits all’ clothing really needs to eat a cookie or something.

“You can’t say Merry Christmas because that offends people who aren’t Christian. You can’t say Happy Hanukkah because that offends people who aren’t Jewish. You can’t say Happy Holidays because that offends people who aren’t happy.”

– JP Sears