I love how the Super Bowl uses Roman numerals to make it sound all important and fancy. So I will use them, too. Here are X things you can watch this year instead of the Super Bowl.

I)  THE SUNSET

II) YOUR CAT

III) PAINT DRY

IV) WATER BOIL

V) A PLASTIC BAG IN THE WIND

VI) AN ANT

VII) THE CLOUDS

VIII) A FISHBOWL

IX) THE OCEAN

X) RANDOM PEOPLE